Co-op
Player two is a cat. He knows his place. It's in charge.
Desksquattaz has 5 co-op games that run on your real Windows desktop. You and Toastah play on the same keyboard; your icons become walls, cover and obstacles. Start them from the Commands menu: right-click the cat. There's no online lobby. It's you, him, and your desktop.
Last updated: 17 October 2026
Tank defense on your desktop
Battle City is the in-app name. Your tank and the cat’s tank share the desktop. Your icons are cover. You can also watch a spectator round where the cat’s AI plays. It is free.
A dungeon on your desktop
Dungeon Crawl is free. Fog, dice, and XP that persists. Solo, the cat plays a scheduled run alone. Co-op is you and the cat. Start it from Commands.
A bomber game on your icon grid
Bomberman is the in-app name. It is a grid bomber on the icon grid. Co-op doubles the enemies, 36 instead of 18. Spectator or co-op. It costs 150 kibble and is not sold for cash.
A team battle on your desktop
Royal Rumble is the in-app name. The Commands label says cats vs mice. Ten units a side. A round is 90 seconds. You join the cat’s team, or you spectate. 150 kibble. Not sold for cash.
Football on your desktop
Soccer is 11 vs 11. The ball collides with your icons. A round is 90 seconds. Spectator, the cat is the striker. Co-op, you control the cat’s player. 150 kibble. Not sold for cash.
Free in this list: Battle City and Dungeon Crawl. The catalogue count is 5.
When he plays without you
Spectator rounds exist for the desktop games that list Spectator. The cat’s AI takes a side and you watch. Dungeon Crawl also schedules solo runs where he plays alone. You do not have to be at the keyboard for those.
Co-op elsewhere
Some desktop pets list online co-op on Steam. Desksquattaz's co-op is local: you and the cat, on your desktop, sharing a keyboard.
Questions
Can I play co-op with my desktop pet?
Yes. 5 games are local co-op: you and Toastah on one keyboard, on your real desktop.
Is the co-op online?
No. There is no lobby and no game server. It is you, him, and the desktop.
Which co-op games are free?
Tank defense (Battle City) and Dungeon Crawl are free. The bomber game, the team battle, and soccer cost 150 kibble each.
Catalogue slugs: battle-city, dungeon-crawl, bomberman, royal-rumble, soccer.